Grandma’s House 2x01 The Day Simon Officially Became a Very Good and Totally Employable Actor
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- Clive: I'm shitting blood!
- Simon: Wait, you're shitting blood?
- Clive: Turn of phrase.
- Simon: Oh. Aren't you shitting bricks?
- Clive: Yes! That's why there's so much blood!
“What’s the problem? Get him a part on your bloody film!”
- Clive (Grandma’s House 2x06)
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“So, who else is in the film?”
- Simon Amstell (Grandma’s House 2x06)
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When you go on holiday alone you get to truly discover who you are. When I went on holiday alone in Amsterdam, I realised that the person I am is a horny sex-pest. For the entire long weekend, the only time I didn’t spend thinking about sex was for twenty minutes in the Anne Frank Museum. And I was in there for an hour.
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